You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
how does that bad decision feel?
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize
