Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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