No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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