rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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