i don't like sucking hair
Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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