Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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