it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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