question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
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I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
there is glitter all over my balls
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