Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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