You're completely useless in the revolution.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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