Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
My mom is lecturing me about 'invaluable housekeeping skills' while I google 'cocktails involving gin' on my phone. I can feel the generational gap looming in her silent judgment of my choices.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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