You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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