good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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