this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
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