even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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