there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
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