Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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