that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
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