Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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