But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
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