careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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