I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
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