Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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