Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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