Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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