yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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