I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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