guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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