she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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