It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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