what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I told him I would only take his calls if he was dead, dying, capturing a midget, or buying me shots.
I stand by my new policy.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
so much tequila, so little girl.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize
