hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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