so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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