stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I'm on my "fiiiiirrrst" glass of wine- the quotes mean it's the last of the bottle- so I really need you to pick up your phone so we can talk about this
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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