I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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