YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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