When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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