i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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