Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
Drake has all the answers
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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