It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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