I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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