Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
