did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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