im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
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