fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
