I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
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