Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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