And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
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