i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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