just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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