Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
honey bunches of taint.
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Your lack of enthusiasm for my exciting news of drunken debauchery with an otherwise occupied vagina of one of my greatest conquests yet disturbs me. I'm not happy with you
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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