she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
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Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
"I vaguely remember the Health and Safety Inspector walking into my room this morning while I was passed out naked. That's one way to get it over with quickly."
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
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