i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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