found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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