If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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