i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
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My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
I went to a party last night....I stole all of their ornaments and the toaster oven.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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