Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
We are all done wearing pants today
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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