I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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