Duck Duck Cougar?
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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