Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
It was as if you forgot how to speak normally. All of your words came out either backwards or in song form
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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